Oh! Illiterate Me!

Its TRUE,  all meat slicing

recurring dreams

walking backwards 

towards the sharp circular

blade-

(don’t allow the fingers too close, there is an art to this)

be aware

that,

all pickle slinging

sausage grilling

bacon fat exfoliating

appearing, but not actually underage

females

are surely

without doubt

entirely illiterate

 

when you see one-

do not say the following words:

college

anthropology

or kerouac,

simply believe that

this person

knows

nothing

about nothing

but the correct

percentages

for sloppy

cabbage

salads

with

an

excess of 

slaw.